NERDS AHOY! Thor is out.

This is what two 40-something nerds do when a new comic book movie is coming out. This is an e-mail echange between me and TQ. He started it with an e-mail entitled "the pigs...THE PIGS" I took on the persona of Thor and he took on the persona of The Thing. Oh, yeah, Le Chose is what the French call The Thing.

TQ: April 19 at 3:27pm ReportJust had to get that out.

Kevin Lindsey April 20 at 11:22am
Who art thou? Is it thee Loki, thou churlish knave?
Know thee then this, I am Thor, son of Odin and I shall face thee in battle upon the Earth where I will crush thee with my war hammer Mjonir.
Your head shall adorn my father's hall in Asgaard and I shall carry the memory of my victory unto my final battle in Ragnarok.

TQ April 20 at 11:24am Report
For Asgard and Honor Eternal! Onward ye Warriors Three!

Kevin Lindsey April 20 at 11:26am
Onward fellow warrior.

TQ April 20 at 11:28am Report
Churlish knave, Clobberin' time is at hand!

Kevin Lindsey April 20 at 2:02pm
Wait, now thou art Le Chose?

TQ April 20 at 2:10pm Report
Le Chose is a warrior grand in any tongue. Have at thee!

Kevin Lindsey April 21 at 10:54am
I gird my loins and place my herald upon my shield. Today, by almighty Odin, you shall taste defeat

TQ April 21 at 10:59am Report
Fie upon thee, brazen one. Midgard's and Asgard's bravest shall not submit so easily to thy hollow grumblings. Tis clobberin' time and flame on anew!

Kevin Lindsey April 21 at 11:39am
When you first feel my mighty footsteps upon the field of battle thy rocky skin shall tinkle and clank as you tremble. That flame shall be but a candle to be blown out by the passing breeze of my war hammer. Know thee this, there will be blood upon the battle field this day. So says Thor, son of Odin. Thane of Misgard. A lord of Valhalla.

TQ April 21 at 12:22pm Report
Insolent clod! Dost thou persist in thy meanderings. Raise thy arms, hence, for you shall feel the wrath of the mighty Le Chose!

Kevin Lindsey April 22 at 7:05pm
If you strike me down I will become stronger than you can imagine.

TQ April 25 at 7:58am Report
You should not have come back. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.